Renaissance Beauty

Eva Longoria files for divorce.

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See. Even the pretty ones get cheated on. So who's to say who has it any better.

Oh and another thing.

Who is the person responsible for getting everyone to believe that being skinny and tall was the benchmark for beauty?

Like seriously. Who was the f*cknut that duped the majority of the civilized world to believe this?

(Pao guessed it was Versace. =)


Now my theory is...

Since people don't really paint or draw anymore (because everyone's a frikkin' photographer and "image technician" these days)... they don't see the beauty in being voluptuous. Back then, women who were curvy and full-figured were at the height of sexiness simply because there was no challenge in painting or sculpting a waif.

That's one of the reasons why I found the Renaissance period so awesome.

And why I got me a "Renaissance Man." =)

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Ok that was just a random thought but I seriously just wanted to justify my wanting to devour a couple of KFC double-downs later tonight. I am absolutely HUNG. OVER. (It was all that ABSOLUT GLIMMER free-flowing around.)

I need meat.