WHAT. THE. F*CK. IS. THIS. F*CKERY?

THIS IS WHAT RESPLENDENT HAIR LOOKS LIKE ------------------------------->

Update: Danee won the costume party as URSULA.

Maybe... Chaoku Spray Hair really is the way to go. =P

(Chad and Danee made her costume while Leo De Castro did makeup and hair. =)

Cuz we take our contests SERIOUSLY. =p

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I don't know how this passed customs or how the department of... I dunno... health??? allowed this to product to actually make it to our department store shelves so poor, unassuming customers ---- LIKE OUR EDITORIAL ASSISTANT DANEE ---- would buy it.

Like. Seriously.

(This sh*t made me laugh like CRAZY though. =)


****Note: Everything in italics, I typed in AS IS. And I mean, AS HOW I READ IT ON THE GODDAMN THING. So I suggest you READ THAT SH*T OUT LOUD. <----This is an ugly ass emoticon, by the way.

So without further ado...

Introducing:

CHAOKU: Colour Spray Hair

Product Description:

With the design of the uper ages make show the hair to become resplendent and multicolored immediately send out the ray of light of the diamond sort and fix the hair style, moistenning the hair. Let the advanced hair color in your jet go together with the underclothing, much make your life more many adopted.

Directions:

Operation method: Using the front must is well this article shake the, then fuck the hair spray for good. Can use a the sort shampooes cleaning.

Caution:

Easy !Spraying the hour neighborhood can't use clear fire or smokings, doing not want to be at the temperature over 50.C environment next usage, doing not want will spray the liquid eye last. the product should place at the place that child can not touch.


(Let's just hope that Danee's hair doesn't fall out after using this, hahahahahaha!!!)